Wiener Dog Enthusiast T-Shirts

It's all about the PR baby!

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"That's my favorite dog right there."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Barks in code.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Dog walking Human.