Wiener Dog Aficionado Gifts

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

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'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Literary Canines.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

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"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

'They sure have small litters.'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

Dog Park Zoom

Puppy.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"What's all this?"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'We'll take it!'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"