Wiener Dog Aficionado Pillows

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Welcome to the Team

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Literary Canines.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

'They sure have small litters.'

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'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

'Try the steak tartare...it's okay.'

Puppy.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

Dog Park Zoom

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"What's all this?"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'We'll take it!'