Wiener Dog Owners Pillows

Glastonbury. After.

Frog in the puddles.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

A dog reads a newspaper

'Bone appetit!'

#NoJunk

Hot dog warmer

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

The Great Wiener Dog Trail Drive

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

Taking the Dog for a Walk

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

'Stop barking, Winston!'

Every Dog Has His Day

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

"Naturally he's not getting his daily exercise. With the postman on strike there is nobody to chase!"

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."