Wiener Dog Owners Pillows

Wieners Sausages.

Glastonbury. After.

Frog in the puddles.

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

A dog reads a newspaper

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"So far, I've taught him to fetch."

#NoJunk

'It's a nine-to-five job, but most of it we spend napping.'

'Bone appetit!'

Hot dog warmer

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

The Great Wiener Dog Trail Drive

Taking the Dog for a Walk

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

'Stop barking, Winston!'

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

Every Dog Has His Day

"We were at the park and he kept on pretending to throw the ball then hiding it behind his back: After a while, I lost it!"

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

"Oh, it's nice, but it's not palazzo living."

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"I only do it because he needs the exercise."

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

'Your dog is worrying my sheep. . .'

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."