Wicked Wordsmiths Gifts

Healthy Witch Digest

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Best Seller

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

Mother Goose's Haiku

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Shakespeare Ave

'He never listened to his mother!'

A Poet

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Sharp Eyes

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I think that I shall never see a lawsuit lovely as a tree." "Don't go soft on us, Lenny."