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Healthy Witch Digest

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Best Seller

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Mother Goose's Haiku

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

A Poet

You trip on it, you buy it.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'He never listened to his mother!'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Sharp Eyes

Shakespeare Ave

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Bagel problems.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

"I think that I shall never see a lawsuit lovely as a tree." "Don't go soft on us, Lenny."