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Police Box

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Mystery of the Poets

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

Kiwi Ingenuity

Time Machine Collision.

Bribery and Corruption.

A masked man serenading

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"I'd love to stay and chat but I just heard a silent dog whistle."

"He's sending an instant message."

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

A spy peering round the corner.

Collective unconscious.

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'