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'They were behind the sofa.'

Time Machine Collision.

'Did you see Doctor Who last night?'

'When I said,'there's K-9-P in the living room...I didn't mean Dr Who was on the telly!'

Billie Piper.

Matt Smith

'There's a Mr. Oliver to see you. Says he can save the world.'

Dalek gardening...

Uncle Gorak enjoyed entertaining the kids...

Dalek putting out the empties...

Tom Baker Caricature

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Mystery of the Poets

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Bribery and Corruption.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Frogs

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

A spy peering round the corner.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

"The butler did it!"

Police Box