Whovian T-Shirts

'When I said,'there's K-9-P in the living room...I didn't mean Dr Who was on the telly!'

Uncle Gorak enjoyed entertaining the kids...

Dalek putting out the empties...

Tom Baker Caricature

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Mystery of the Poets

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Frogs

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Bribery and Corruption.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

A spy peering round the corner.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"The butler did it!"

'It seems to be pretty easy, chief. The victim was a fishmonger and we've got a motive, a culprit and a murder weapon.'

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'Aren't you glad we gave her a rabies vaccination this year?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

The Butlers Ball.

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

I like a good whodunit.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Murder/Mystery

"CSI Tulsa"