Wholesome Warrior Pillows

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Mod Kwan Doh

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'And in conclusion.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Militant Pacifists

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Unhappy, Happy, and Well Being Consultant Theatre Masks.

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Knights of the iPhone

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Fencing Lessons

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"She's in her happy place again."

Man in a tank with several grannies painted on the side

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

"My left buttock is noticeable larger than my right and my dog is missing his hind legs."

'Jenkins came back from his vacation a little too decompressed.'

Karate School.

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

'I'm really worried Doc. I'm beginning to feel quite good about myself!'