White Collar Professionals Gifts

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"I got a job in The City."

Computer monitor for a head.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Time Out For Teddy

White Collar Crime.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

Fraud Squad

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

As you can see we've had to downsize our workforce.

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'