White Collar Gifts

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Computer monitor for a head.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"White Collar Prison"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

White Collar Crime.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"How do you feel about doing time?"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'