White Collar Prints

"From nine until one, you'll be getting nothing done. From one until five, you'll be asking yourself how that was possible."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

White Collar Crime.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"White Collar Prison"

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"How do you feel about doing time?"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'