White Collar Professional Prints

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Middle Management.

"Hey everybody, Quigley is practicing his perp walk."

Banker... disreputable banker... fugitive banker... fugitive financier... rogue financier... Rogue!

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

White Collar Crime.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

McGhee makes a run for it!

"Son, I'm proud of you! You're the fiest in the family to study and wear a tie at work!"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

Business Sisyphus

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Financial Corruption

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Fraud Squad

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'