White Collar Professional Pillows

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Middle Management.

"Hey everybody, Quigley is practicing his perp walk."

Banker... disreputable banker... fugitive banker... fugitive financier... rogue financier... Rogue!

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

White Collar Crime.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

McGhee makes a run for it!

"Son, I'm proud of you! You're the fiest in the family to study and wear a tie at work!"

Computer monitor for a head.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Business Sisyphus

Financial Corruption

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

Fraud Squad

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'