White Collar Renegade Prints

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Computer monitor for a head.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

White Collar Crime.

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Financial Corruption

Music Freak.

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

Fraud Squad

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"They do require a jacket and tie but they're not real dogmatic about it."

'Look, I've been in meetings all day...I'll clean my dish in the morning.'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."