White Collar Crime Analyst Gifts

Accounting Department, Legal Department, Jail.

'Henderson makes money the old fashioned way - White collar crime.'

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

White Collar Crime.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

'Apparently 'executive assistant' is just a fancy term for scapegoat.'

"I was just trying to kick-start the economy. Guess I kicked too hard."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'Ms. Andrews, have there been any important office memos, voice-mails, texts, tweets or IMs during my incarceration?'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'My only regret is not waiting for deregulation.'

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"How do you feel about doing time?"

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

Brewer & Jones: Washington, DC, New York, Attica, Leavenworth, Sing Sing.

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"The government certainly isn't wasting our hard earned tax money...we're tax evaders!"

'When to sell a stock? My rule has been to do it when I'm ready to skip the country with my client's assets.'

'You're a legend, sir. We studied you in our criminal justice class.'

"The real money is in not getting caught."

"I was at a high-powered investment firm for seven years and a high-powered penal institution for a year and a half."

White Collar Crime.