Crime Analyst Gifts

"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

"See? The streets of London have become lawless."

"They all lead back to this ball of yarn."

Cats vs Murder Wall

"It's not a spike in crime, it's a spike in REPORTING crime that was there all along. So... that's better, right?"

'Why can't you solve this?!'

'Well Sir we think it's a mass shooting gone horribly wrong - he killed himself first rather than last.'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Crime Stoppers - Cash for tips.

'This is the Island of REAL misfit toys.'

This town ain't big enough for the both of us, Angel!

'The Mob's not so bad around here, but you have to watch out for the community organizers.'

"...and a report of a blue-skinned, green-haired male breaking into the School for the colour blind."

"The Knife Tsar didn't last long!"

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"Yes constable, a rising graph is often a good thing, but not when we're talking about the crime rate!"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Something tells me this isn't the 'Good Cop'."

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"Yours is the worst case of identity theft I've investigated."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."