Whistling Kettles Gifts

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Pasta

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boy whistling at crackers.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Accountants around the campfire.

Boy blowing at crackers.

'I love the mornings...'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Eightysomething

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'He kicked me!'

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Whistles

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"What a match...have you seen that crazy guy running across the field? He was irritating players and fans! I want to know why the scurity guards did not stop him!" "Becase he was the referee."

Neat Trick.

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

Referee Whistle Music.

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."