Whistling Kettles Prints

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Pasta

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Accountants around the campfire.

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Eightysomething

'I love the mornings...'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'He kicked me!'

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Whistles

"What a match...have you seen that crazy guy running across the field? He was irritating players and fans! I want to know why the scurity guards did not stop him!" "Becase he was the referee."

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

Referee Whistle Music.

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

Neat Trick.

'Nope, still can't whistle.'

Caveman whittles with bird