Whiskey Enthusiasts Gifts

'The Bells! The Bells!'

'Scotch and salt water please.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Wanna talk about it?

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

The Babe calls his shot.

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

The Angel's Share

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"