Whisky Enthusiasts Gifts

Whisky idea

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

The Babe calls his shot.

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

The Angel's Share

Vodka

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Is that neat whisky?"

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.