Whiskey Aficionados Gifts

'You women have your biological clock to worry about, and I have my scotch and soda clock to worry about.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

The Babe calls his shot.

Vodka

The Angel's Share

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Golfballs 19th drinking hole