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'You women have your biological clock to worry about, and I have my scotch and soda clock to worry about.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

The Angel's Share

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

"Is that neat whisky?"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

Vodka

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

You can kiss me later

Ethics Committee Meeting Today, BYOB.