Whisky Aficionados Gifts

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Trump Poutine

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Hey, who wants to hear a great single-malt story."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

The Babe calls his shot.

Vodka

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

The Angel's Share

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.