Whimsical Wool Wielder Gifts

Cat games.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

Woman knitting a washing line.

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Sportknitting

Doggie Heaven

Academia in Winter

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"My parents hate it."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Cat walking dog.

Stick Dreams

'But you said it would be all right to have an executive toy.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."