Whimsical Wit Supporter Pillows

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Ask A Silly Question.

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Bus for Giraffes.

'He has his father's feet.'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Banana

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The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

Baby delivery

"I've finally accepted the fact that I am full of it. . . with the help of my psychiatrist."