Whimsical Wits Pillows

'Still no boyfriend, Enda couldn't shake off her man eating image'

"...Yes, I do. But, I also believe in hate at first sight."

A Cartoonist's Pen

The Art Student.

The Artist

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Dogs and their thoughts

"Home depot."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Newt sale

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Scuba cow"

Selfie Stick

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."