Whimsical Wits Mugs

'Still no boyfriend, Enda couldn't shake off her man eating image'

"...Yes, I do. But, I also believe in hate at first sight."

A Cartoonist's Pen

The Art Student.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Artist

Swan Fairy Tales

Lactose Intolerant

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Dogs and their thoughts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Home depot."

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Newt sale

"Yes, one is a dog."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Scuba cow"

Selfie Stick

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'