Wit And Whimsy Mugs

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

A Poet

'He has his father's feet.'

"You're amazing!"

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Pick your own fruit or worms.

"I am in so much trouble."

Magic mushroom

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

A heron wearing waders.

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

War games.

Ignorance of the law rarely keeps some attorneys from practicing it.

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

"...Yes, I do. But, I also believe in hate at first sight."

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

'She's expecting pins.'

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

'You wouldn't believe how much broom insurance is if you've had three measly accidents.'

'Have your people Soo-Wee my people.'

"Do you realize that all your huffing and puffing is just spreading dangerous germs?"

'Still no boyfriend, Enda couldn't shake off her man eating image'