Wit And Whimsy Mugs

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

A Poet

'He has his father's feet.'

"You're amazing!"

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

Pick your own fruit or worms.

"I am in so much trouble."

Magic mushroom

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

A heron wearing waders.

'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

'He follwed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

War games.

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

"...Yes, I do. But, I also believe in hate at first sight."

Eugene Ionesco.

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

'...And my porridge is always too hot!'

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

Ignorance of the law rarely keeps some attorneys from practicing it.

'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'

'She's expecting pins.'

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

'You wouldn't believe how much broom insurance is if you've had three measly accidents.'

'Have your people Soo-Wee my people.'

'Still no boyfriend, Enda couldn't shake off her man eating image'