
'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'
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'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'
"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"
'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'
"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."
"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."
Asking out a palm reader.
'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'
That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).
cuPad
"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"
The Tennis Racket in the Stone
Cupid
'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'
"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."
"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'
"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."
"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."
'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"
"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."
'I don't know what he sees in her - she can't even freeze an embryo.'
Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.
"I thought it might speed up the dating process."
Mister, Inc: 'Wrong...Right'
'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'
Online Dating
A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.
"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."
'Your profile said you were tall, dark, and mysterious.'
'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'
'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'
Computer dating.
The Devil and an angel talk by the water cooler.
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