Whimsical Literature Admirers Gifts

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Cat and fishing instruction

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

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The Cow-Butt Frog.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

Dame Edna Sitwell

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Goalkeeping Dog

"Take us to your feeder."

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

Ginger Snaps.

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

Health Care Parade

Fork reading newspaper

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'