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Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Cat and fishing instruction

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

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Cat reading Rommel biography.

The Cow-Butt Frog.

BEWARE! Cheshire snake in the grass!

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

Goalkeeping Dog

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"Take us to your feeder."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'How is the cat getting on with your new pet snake?'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"Slimey, what a lovely name."

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus

Ginger Snaps.

"When the spoon ran away with the dish, it broke my heart!"

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

Health Care Parade

"The dish and the spoon? Huh. I did not see that coming."

Fork reading newspaper

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

What if pets did housework...