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Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Cat and fishing instruction

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

The Farmer Sutra.

Golf escape.

Jonah met a strange wooden boy in the belly of the whale.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

The pop-up book of fighters

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Balloon Man

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

"He was right. . . He really did have a novel in him."

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Sir Joseph Bowley's

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.