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"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

Cinderella

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"You can have anything you want after you've eaten from the fruit and vegetable house down the road!"

Mermaid abduction

"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Egg ghost stories.

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

Frog prince kisses princess and shoots his tongue out of her ear to catch a fly.

'Yes, doctor, I'm sure his temperature is three hundred and fifty.'

The little old lady who lived in a shoe in Antarctica.

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

Noah's Ark

Seven dwarves marching through a living room.

'I'm worried about her, Margaret. She's moved on from kissing frogs to chasing any animal that happens to be passing!'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Jack and the Beanstalker

Humpty Dumpty.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

No, I didn't know you were a tree frog when I kissed you.

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

Cat and fishing instruction

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'