Whimsical Home Affairs Gifts

Hanging laundry on the mill

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Mouse real estate!

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Home Sweet Home.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

Snowman makes himself a girlfriend

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

"But if I close the drawer, won't my breathable underwear suffocate?"

"I'm training him to do chores."

"Kick ass!"

"Till death do us part? Does that mean by natural causes, or would an accident count?"

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

Repossessed Properties.

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

The Old Woman in the Shoe's summer home.

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Empty Nest.

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

"...Yes, I do. But, I also believe in hate at first sight."

No genetically modified candy used in this construction.

"You think it's hard to find a babysitter ... I haven't been able to go out in many ears."

Couple in garden, "Look - Lawrence of suburbia."

"Forget it Stan - maybe one day... you could rent it."

'Still no boyfriend, Enda couldn't shake off her man eating image'

A Cartoonist's Pen

'It's not often they come on to the market.'