Whimsical Dietitian Gifts

Let's skip to dessert

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Cookbooks

Today's special... donuts.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'The customer is always right...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It's her signature dish.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'