Whimsical Dietitian Gifts

Let's skip to dessert

Today's special... donuts.

Cookbooks

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Witch's Brew.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'The customer is always right...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'It's her signature dish.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Commie Chef.