Westerns Appreciator Gifts

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Mohamed Salah

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Pirate eye test

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

This reader asks, "Dear Dr. Ernie, is it true that most people need to improve their listening skills?" Sure, I enjoy the glistening hills.

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

'What's that funny smell?'

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Zdeno Chara

"I know your mother."

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

My horse for a kingdom.

North Pole.

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.