Westerns Appreciator Pillows

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Pirate eye test

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

'What's that funny smell?'

Zdeno Chara

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

My horse for a kingdom.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

North Pole.

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"Yes, but the trouble is he always wears that mysterious smile."

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'