Western Parody Seekers Gifts

"Bang, bang bang, bang.""Re-bang,re-bang bang, re-bang."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

"Giddyup."

Gogglebollox.

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Wanted for Stick Up

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Vampire mailman.

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

Dang prairie dogs!

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

Alternative Snacks

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

Evacuation Route.

"He's doing a mojor renovation from bad guy to good guy."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."