Western Parody Seekers Mugs

"Bang, bang bang, bang.""Re-bang,re-bang bang, re-bang."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

Gogglebollox.

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Wanted for Stick Up

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

Vampire mailman.

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

Dang prairie dogs!

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

Evacuation Route.

Alternative Snacks

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

'I've been playing smoke-tag all day.'

Wanted - better artist.

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.