Western Parody Lover Mugs

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

'That there hombre's the best danged pillow fighter I ever seen in these here parts!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'I hate reruns.'

"Giddyup."

Brighton Rocky

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Wanted for Stick Up

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

Cowgirl lipstick.

Dang prairie dogs!

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

The Innumerate Seven

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

"He's doing a mojor renovation from bad guy to good guy."

Evacuation Route.

Just Protestors

'You can stay, but get your ass out of town!'

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.

Wanted - better artist.