Western Parody Lover Pillows

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Cattlemans Saloon.

'I hate reruns.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Wanted for Stick Up

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

Cowgirl lipstick.

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

Dang prairie dogs!

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

101 uses of a dead cat: chaps.

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

The Innumerate Seven

Evacuation Route.

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

Just Protestors

Marshal Hickory BIll makes the first Wild West faux pas.

'You can stay, but get your ass out of town!'

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

Wanted - better artist.

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"