Western Parody Enthusiast Gifts

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Cattlemans Saloon.

The Insiders

Gogglebollox.

"Giddyup."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Wanted for Stick Up

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

Cat cowboy says: 'That ain't no tumbleweed, it's a hairball.'

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

"I said reach for the sky stranger. It's a figure of speech. I didn't mean literally!"

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

Dang prairie dogs!

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'

"Thanks for reaching out."

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'I'm not packing - This is my BlackBerry.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Evacuation Route.

'Whoa, just who says 'They shoot horses?''

"He's doing a mojor renovation from bad guy to good guy."

"Edward Shovelhands"

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."