Western Fantasy Fan Pillows

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

"Meet the author"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Knight feeding his kids.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Piracy on a boating lake

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Paranormal A-Z...

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The Mouse Princess

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

ET Mishap

The Loch Ness Rowing Team