Western Fantasy Fan Gifts

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"Meet the author"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

"Have you been playing dice?"

ET Mishap

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

The Loch Ness Rowing Team