Urban Fantasy Fan Pillows

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Dracula Waits For the Bus With A Coffin Briefcase.

Valet Parking.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Knight feeding his kids.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Piracy on a boating lake

The Mouse Princess

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Right here's fine."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

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