Urban Fantasy Lover Pillows

"I wouldn't eat that if I were you. I heard there was a recall."

"And I always thought it was out in the woods someplace."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Desert Island BBQ

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"The knights of the round accent table"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I said slime."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Broomstick crash.

Apple Pie Abduction

Wotan with eye patch

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."