Urban Fantasy Enthusiasts Pillows

"Carpet shop"

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Late BroomStick

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Beware of the Cat.

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Suburban Legend

Romulus and Remus

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Tooth fairy.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

Tiny people.

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Miss Robinson, do I need any wishes?"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."