Urban Fantasy Enthusiasts Pillows

"Carpet shop"

"Can you move your pot of gold so that I can sit down please?" "Kiss me Blarney stones!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Late BroomStick

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Beware of the Cat.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Romulus and Remus

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Suburban Legend

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

Tooth fairy.

Ether Island

Tiny people.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"He was just a year away from retirement."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."