West End Gifts

Cats the musical

Where your mind & battle are los

Remote control pirate bully

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Tommy!"

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I'm bored."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Rocking Horse

'The kids were so sweet...'

Child driving a toy car

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Swinging

'At lone at last.'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'