Wellness Professional Gifts

"Now we'll let the healing power of these stones do absolutely nothing."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Be Healthy

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Unguided imagery

Yoga classes door.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Final words on gravestones.

"Our medical benefits are quite limited, basically we send you a memo telling you to take more exercise."

"It's time we discuss menopause and climax change."

Mental health

Peace. Love. Light

"Here they come: Detox and Botox."

'Many of our employees are under a lot of pressure. This keeps them from getting the bends if they begin to unwind too quickly.' (Decompression chamber)

'I hear they've named a new stress syndrome after me.'

"My sensitivity trainer says I have to say 'good morning.'"

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

"So I can eat better here at work."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

"Ready to head back?"

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Healthy and happy workers are productive workers!

"I wanted crisps but this assessed my body mass index and gave me an apple ..."

'You're right, Haskell, I should get more exercise. Tomorrow I'm turning your office into a gym.'

"I maybe a little overweight, I'm wearing make up today."

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.